Sean Connery

Sean Connery is a Knight of Scotland and an Accomplished Actor. The following are facts about Connery:

At age 14 Sean Connery became the first freshman ever to be elected prime minister of the entire student body at his high school.

Recent DNA testing show possibilities that Sean Connery is a descendant of William Wallace, Napoleon, Joan of Ark, and arguably king Tut. It is likely that he also is related to John Lennon and recently deceased NFL star safety Sean Taylor.

Sean Connery is said to have accepted the role of James Bond because the character of Bond is so closely related to Sean himself. (Although he denies it, many say he was highly involved in MI6 in his earlier years.)

One of the most prevalent rumors involving Sir Connery's Knighthood is that the Queen Knighted him largely due to his stunning linguistic and negotiation skills during the Cuban Missile Crisis. As an experienced MI6 operative at that time, he persuaded the Soviet Union and the United States to ease off on the ongoing hostilities, preventing a possible third World War. After this accomplishment he decided to end is MI6 career and go full-fledged into the film industry.

On a lighter note, Sean Connery never has pizza delivered to him. He just eats Digiorno. Its not delivery, its Digiorno.

Paul: JFK certainly held his ground against the Soviets.

John: No he didn't, that was Sean Connery you fool!

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Alligator

Taste's like chicken

Zoe: This chicken is good!
Paul: um, that's alligator. Actually.
Zoe: Ew!

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plasmate

1. v. to burn someone verbally

2. v. to burn someone or something literally using any type of plasma, including fire

1) can be used interchangeably with burn.
ex: Tom: that skanky bitch-hoe has no sense of style
Tim: oh, plasmate!

2) the house plasmated up.

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