Ruby

An extremely small black and white shih-tzu dog. Commonly this bread of mutt contain big boobs which can occasionally cause uncomfort and a tripping hazard for the dog. Medical help is often seeked as Ruby has gain many severe injuries due to the large breast size. This can include titty reduction. Pet insurance is not available for dogs named Ruby as they are far to likely to cause the insurance company to go into extreme debts.

“omg that dog has huge tits, it must be a Ruby”

“yes that dog is Ruby”

“SOMEONE HELP RUBY IS HAVING A TITTY ATTACK”

“oh dear, I’m sorry but let insurance cannot cover that.”

Howqua

An elite boarding school which is irrelevant and no one cares about. Howqua is located in rural Victoria deserted from civilised people. Howqua is a boarding school girls attend to learn how to be used for child slavery as they are forced to clean without pay. The teachers provide no support to their students and push them into extremely strenuous and dangerous environments in order to “gain fitness”. Pretty much every student that attends Howqua has gained an injury from the program and PTSD is present is majority of students from the experience. The teachers only work there as free meals and accomodation is provided on site.

“Oh she goes to Howqua?”