Custy

Custom. Customized. Any item that any of you nerds have ever purchased on the lot was custy af. Thats why you bought it. Customers are not custy. Everybody is a customer, but not everything is custy.

My homie made some custy hat pins and i accidentally ate one, then i took a custy shit and sold it to a customer. Then the customer held my custy turd above his head and shouted “CUSTOMERS ARE NOT CUSTY.”
Those were his last words before he ran into the flames at Burning Man.