Refreshman

(1) Noun - a parent who previously graduated college and excels at partying when they visit their offspring at college.

(2) Noun - a middle aged individual that wishes they could enroll in college again after observing how much more fun college life appears to be presently.

1. Molly’s dad, a refreshman, beat the barback, a junior, in arm wrestling.

2. Upon returning from frat-lot pregaming, Dave declared he was officially a refreshman.

CaraMerkin

(Noun) A pubic wig that has been bathed in caramel syrup before being worn.

The CaraMerkin is a real flavor saver.

Bag Bingo

Noun - a game played by consenting adults where each participant attempts to cover their opponent’s private areas with their bag until one participant yells BINGO to indicate they are claiming victory.

Jonathan introduced Kara to Bag Bingo last night when their country club inadvertently threw away the cornhole boards.

Bag

Noun - A skin sack on males that contains and protects testicles. Also known as the scrotum and/or sack.

The hair removal specialist attempted to avoid Injuring Jimmy’s taint and bag when pulling off the wax.

Chocolate Monocle

(Noun) The result of a lad with only one testicle dipping said testicle in chocolate and then placing on the eye of another individual.

Todd didn’t have the necessary balls to give his lady raccoon eyes. She had to settle for a chocolate monocle.