Skengus

Hermione

Guy1: Do you think Hermione is a sket?
Guy2: Na she’s a skengus

Mexican

Adam

Guy1: Do you think Adam is Indian or Mexican?
Guy2: I think he’s a Mexican

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Vaseline on toast

Vaseline on some toast. Are you fucking retarded what did you expect

Subscribe to Vaseline on toast. Like seriously go subscribe to my channel

11👍 6👎

Fynlee

A Nigerian tour guide

Fynlee was my Nigerian tour guide

2👍 2👎

moonpuck

When your mom shits in her hands and mould's it into a puck and then proceeds to force feed it to you

WTF MOM I DONT WANT YOUR MOONPUCK AGAIN