confloofy time

The act of a sick disturbed loser having sex with an animal, after being rejected by every single living woman.

person 1: Looks like he’ll be a virgin for life
person 2: Yeah, unless he he bas confloofy time

Logan Ranneying around

Named after a basketball player. It’s a term used when someone is screwing around

Person 1: what the hell is he doing with that knife?
Person 2: Oh he’s just Logan Ranneying around!