Covfefe

When u want to type "coverage" but ur fingers are too small to hit all the letter on keyboard

Eeve+ Kovefe+ Covfefe

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Birthday

a day to celebrate because u haven't died lastyear

Sam: Yo nigga, happy birthday
Me: Thanks to god. He didn't kill me last year

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girl

a creature that will do all the mistake and make you feel guilty for it

guy 1 : it's all her fault and now she blaming me!
guy 2: c'mon she's a girl. its her natural defense .

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