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speed of email

When you send an email to the person in the next office and then appear in front of them before it hits their inbox or at the latest before they have had a chance to open and skim it.

"I think it's not right not to respect the speed of email. It is confusing."
"Jack shot Peter a mail and just walked over at the speed of email. Be like Jack."

by Vatu August 22, 2019


relax the issue

A non-confrontational device to make your final contribution to a strand of argument. The counterpart of "raising an issue".

"After having raised the point of budget revisions, Jim wanted to get on with other business so he relaxed the issue by alluding to maintaining the integrity of the project cycle."
"Well, it seems we are not going to see eye-to-eye on this so I want to relax the issue by saying just look at article number five."

by Vatu November 28, 2019


Homogram

A greeting delivered in person by one or multiple homosexuals, often dressed in carnevalistic attire.

I can't believe Jim sent me a homogram to work. It was really disruptive !

by Vatu August 21, 2018


Think

An idea that has been looked at more thoroughly and from various angles, often by a group of people.

Well, initially John's roof proposal seemed like a good idea but it turned out to be a bad think after we had a look at some possible scenarios.

by Vatu March 1, 2019

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Right kind of balls

When you have the required type and volume of courage for a task.

In the end, they agreed he wasn't the man for the job. He had the balls, but just not the right kind of balls.

by Vatu September 15, 2019


Amassador

A person, who by virtue of their position as ambassador of a country, is able to amass wealth.

Ni Hao got a great deal on some industrial land, a bit too goid in fact. The guy is a real amassador.

by Vatu January 22, 2019


Go fuck yourself before you knock yourself

Stand down or you will be slapped.

Yo bro go fuck yourself before you knock yourself

by Vatu April 1, 2021