Morning Glory

The act of masterbating until ejaculation upon the face of an unsuspecting female while she is sleeping. Can be performed during any hour of the day.

Kim blue balled me the other night, so I gave her a Morning Glory she will never forget.

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Afternoon Delight

The forbidden art of masterbation in which the masterbater props his feet upon a wall while laying on his back, preferably on a bed for comfort, and masterbates until ejaculation with hopes of his ejaculate reaching the face.

My roommate thought it was pretty odd when I asked him to take a picture of me performing the Afternoon Delight.

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Thunder Struck

A female's dumfounded expression after the initial insertion into the anus. Similar to the expression post Morning Glory.

I've seen some thunder struck faces in my day, but Memory takes the cake.

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