colgate toothpaste with tartar control

A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.

I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!

~Tourette's Guy

Sploder

A website created by Geoff Gaudreault on January 2nd, 2007. This popular website allows users to make their own games. As of July 2016, Sploder has 5 game makers, which include the Classic Shooter Creator, the Platformer Creator, the Aglorithm Crew, the Physics Puzzle Maker, the Retro Arcade Game Creator and the Multiplayer Game Maker. The game makers are simple and easy to use, which is one of the main reasons the website is so popular.

Person 1: I'm making a game on Sploder.

Person 2: Really? Which game maker are you using for it?

Person 1: I'm using the Physics Puzzle Maker.

Person 2: Sound awesome! I'm going to play your game when you'll publish it!

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Miiverse

A place full of bad admins.

The admins on this website are like the ones on Miiverse; they suck.

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nintendo vs. sega

The biggest war ever.

Guy 1: Nintendo Vs. Sega. Which is best?
Guy 2: Nintendo
Guy 1: No, it's Sega!
Guy 2: It's nintendo!
Guy 1: IT'S SEGA!
Guy 2: NINTENDO!!
Guy 1: SEGA!!!!!!
etc.

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Neko

The reason why two nukes weren't enough.

Nekos are cancer.

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Giveaway Addict

Someone who is addicted to giveaway his stuff and he just can't stop doing so. A very bad addiction since a Giveaway Addict can give his girlfriend, his television, or even himself.

Carlos: Joey has a problem.
Betty: What's his problem.
Carlos: He is a giveaway addict. He couldn't stop giving everybody his things. And when he ran out of things, he gave his mother!
Betty: Wow, that's a huge problem!

fuck the phone

A sentence said when someone doesn't want to reply to the phone when it rings.

*Ring ring*
*Ring ring*
*Ring ring*

Bob: Ah shit! Fuck the phone!

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