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A turkey wanker refers to a person who imitates the movement of a turkey. Turkey wankers are generally very antisocial, and are excluded from society as a result. They often feel the need to pose as a turkey the moment they spot a camera in their sight, performing a photobomb. To become a turkey wanker, one must be a wanker and act like a turkey.
Rich looks like a right turkey wanker in that photo
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A Paddle Wanker refers to a minority of people who cannot bend their fingers back, thus emulating the shape of a paddle. They are complete wankers, who contribute next to nothing to society. They attempt to destroy as many oars/paddles as they can find, in order to justify their existence.
1) Whats the new kid like?
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
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Slackillitis is a condition negatively affecting the work ethic of an individual. Symptoms of slackillitis include; depression, lack of motivation and unexplained fatigue at the thought/sight of any work. Affected individuals are viewed as a drain on society.
When an individual develops slackillitis, they are referred to as a 'slacker' or 'slacks'.
I think Amar has a case of slackillitis, he never works and always leaves early.
I'm feeling very unproductive and lazy, I think its slacks o'clock.