Yoinked

To be jerked off hard by another dude

Man last night was crazy
I was so drunk Todd Yoinked me
I had no idea it was him till the next morning

Mattism

Mattism - when someone with the name of "Matt" restricts their enormous brain to grow.

(commonly by a hat or when under some sort of pressure)
*Note this can cause pain due to it pushing out hair follicles faster than normal

Bro I took off my hat and my hair was hurting because of my "Mattism"

Barrel Season

Barrel Season: Shotgunning beers with the boys

The beer can is the barrel

Season is just the time to drink
Barrel Season

John what are you doing tonight”
John:”it’s barrel Season and Catherine is having a party”

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