grarg

Bad, unpleasant, annoying. Also can be used in place of a swear word.

Grarg, that fuckin hurt. I can't go tonight grarg, this sucks.

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Programming

The Best way to ... everything! Seriously you can program when you're:

Sad, Happy, Dancing, Sweating, Running, Jogging, Sing, Eating a Banana, Listenning to Britney Spears, Ignoring a Britney Spears Concert, Sitting, Standing, Baby-Sitting, Baby-Standing, Dressing, Undressing, Looking, Feeling, Living (preferably), Dying (although you might have better things to be doing), searching, meeting, throwing, dazing, shooting, carpetting, doing homework, breaking, screwing, Distressed, disgruntled, angry, pressed, stressed, etc. You get the point.

But I find it extremely useful right after a break-up. See example....

int main()
{

struct girl {
int happy_level;
char next_action(100);
int execute_action();
int render_action();
}

girl Susan = new girl;
Susan.happy_level -= 1000000000;
Susan.next_action = "Jump off cliff";
if(Susan.execute_action())
{
Susan.render_action();
}
else
{
cout<<"The action could not be executed. Susan's life will now become hell."<<endl;

while(1)
{
Susan.happy_level -= 1;
}
}
}

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!

In the programming world, this means NOT. It is mostly used in boolean expressions, mostly found in if statements, to express the non-equality of something.

It can be used with an '=' sign like this: 3 != 4, meaning 3 does not equal 4. This is a true expression, and so the expression would return TRUE. However, if I put: ((6-3) != (5-2)) I'm basically saying 6-3 is not equal to 5-2, or 3 does not equal 3. But 3 DOES equal 3. So this expression would return false.

NOTE: != is pronounced as "Does Not Equal"

This can also be used in dialog.

int main()
{
int john = 6;
int mary = 7;
if(john != mary)
{
printf("John does not equal Mary.\nJohn does equal %d, and Mary does equal %d.\nThere is %d between them.\n",john,mary,(john-mary));
}
}


John: "Hey, did you here that science dude say e = mc3?"
Mary: "Yeah man! e totally != mc3! (NOTE: ! at end of Mary's quote does not mean the same thing. Please refer to definition number 1 here !)"

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