A bitter older woman. Similar to a Karen or a Battle-axe, but far more dead inside. Absolutely nothing makes her happy.
That bitch that works the counter at the post office is such a granklepuss, maybe I should move just so my parcels go somewhere else.
A jolly, overweight individual. Typically male. His boisterous physique and humorous personality fill everyone around him with joy.
John is such a grand fat, heâs always cracking jokes and eating goldfish crackers. Not to mention he weighs 342 pounds! What a card!