pinch my inch

something that a person with a small penis 1 incher might say to his bitch or hoe in order to receive a hand job but without looking like a twat.

Andy: Pinch my inch, bitch!
Andy's hoe: You're so funny, of course. I don't even care if you have a small cock!
Andy: Oh yeah!

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lumberjack

girl with a tendency to bite down during a bj. i.e. to cut your wood.

Andy ended up in hospital yesterday after his bitch turned into a lumberjack.

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