Ermaan

Ermaan is perfect. He loves to eat food and is big. Not like fate, but he’s, big. You know what I mean, he’s BIG. Great in bed. Love to have him around he just gives off a great vibe when he enters a room.

Friend: “So, how was he?”
Girl: “Great. What did you expect? He’s Ermaan.”
Friend: “What is that supposed to mean?”
Girl: “Oh come on, you have to have noticed his bulge.”
Friend: “No I haven’t. How was he?”
Girl: “10 inches. I’ll say no more”

Ermaan

The shortest person that you will ever meet but has an amazing personality and a good heart. Ermaan is always getting his friends things and loves to hangout with them 24/7. He always loves to eat food and is on the bigger side. But everyone loves Ermaan and you know there are a ton of people crushing on him.

“Wow that guys so nice! “
“Yup that’s Ermaan”

September 20

The true gamer birthday. People born this day generally are very popular but manage to not hang out with anyone outside the workplace/school, and focus all their time on video games. These people somehow manage to get girls too, despite there being no reason to like them.

Dude, I’ve never seen that guy at a party, isnt he popular?
Yeah, but he was born on September 20th

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