Breadology

Study of crafting, storing and eating of carblicious bread.

I have made so much bread, I have my PhD in Breadology.

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Blimp Sex

Two obese specimens of the human race attempting to copulate (have sex). Often hard to recognize in the wild, as identifying body parts under the massive amount of sweaty rolls is very difficult.

Yo, Fat Bastard and Rosanne Barr are having blimp sex.

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Caids

Cold that makes you feel so sick and tired, you think you have aids.

Damn, I'm so sick and tired, I must have caids.

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