hamburglar helper

McDonald's food.

I could really go for some hamburglar helper right about now.

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balloon cocoon

Bra.

Linus really prides himself on his balloon cocoon removal abilities.

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stiffy jiffy

Male ejaculate; cum.

Kaleb told me he hit Caitlin in the eye last night with his stiffy jiffy!

4👍 3👎

blowetry

The crazy thoughts or ideas you have when you're high.

I wrote some mad awesome blowetry after smoking that tree last night.

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toad choad

Small male genitalia.

Lucy dumped Bruce because he had such a serious case of toad choad.

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clam sham

1. A male to female post-op transsexual.
2. Any man who dresses like a woman.

Shonin looks like such a clam sham in that outfit.

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kung fu sauce

When you want to fight with someone, you would say this. It's like opening a can of whoopass, but better.

Shelly: I don't like Keir anymore.
Gideon: Why don't you serve him up a little kung fu sauce?

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