I could really go for some hamburglar helper right about now.
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Bra.
Linus really prides himself on his balloon cocoon removal abilities.
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When you want to fight with someone, you would say this. It's like opening a can of whoopass, but better.
Shelly: I don't like Keir anymore.
Gideon: Why don't you serve him up a little kung fu sauce?
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Kaleb told me he hit Caitlin in the eye last night with his stiffy jiffy!
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To fart, sometimes repeatedly.
Chris has been holed up in his room all day cracking stinkies. It smells like someone has been eating shit out of the devil's ass in there.
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When all of the guests at a particular party are underage girls or boys.
Steve and I hit up Wendy's party last night, but it turned out to be a total molesta fiesta, so we wound up heading home early.
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The crazy thoughts or ideas you have when you're high.
I wrote some mad awesome blowetry after smoking that tree last night.
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