loner boner

When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates.

It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room and work out his loner boner.

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minimum pimping

When something really sucks.

That car Araminta is driving is so minimum pimping that I refuse to ride around in it.

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maximum pimping

Whenever something is truly awesome.

That car is so hot...it's maximum pimping.

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sex mex

1. Sleeping with someone after you go on a dinner date with them.
2. Any post-coital meal.

Maleri: How did your date go last night?
Veronica: It was hot. Callum and I grabbed some sex mex.

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front stunt

An erection.

Portia gives me a serious front stunt when she bends over like that!

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verbal virgil

A lyrical or verbal genius.

Dang, Taryn is such a verbal virgil, I love her.

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Uncle Stu

The male version of Aunt Flo.

I think Lenny's Uncle Stu is in town, because he is in a nasty mood today!

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