silicognac

A particularly fine set of fake breasts.

Whoa! Check out the swollen silicognac sweater sweets on that bitch!

2👍 3👎

choad rage

Anger which may be exhibited by a female whenever she discovers that a potential sexual partner has small genitalia.

Matt and I almost had sex last night, but one look at what he was packing and my choad rage got the best of me.

2👍 3👎

moron mountains

Exceptionally nice-looking breasts; so-called because men become obviously less intelligent in their presence.

At first, Alan and Rosabelle were deep in conversation, but as soon as Atara walked in with her moron mountains on display, Alan found it difficult to form even one coherent sentence.

2👍 2👎

grape

To cop an unauthorized feel; to grope-rape.

After Desiree passed out, Simon totally graped her moron mountains.

5👍 15👎

creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

verbal platinum hit

Whenever someone says something significantly genius or awesome.

Sam: How was the party last night?
Dilly: It sucked! It was a total testicle festival. Yo! There goes another verbal platinum hit, courtesy of yours truly.

3👍 2👎

loser cruiser

Unattractive vehicle.

Jacob tried to pick me up in his loser cruiser last night, but I just laughed in his face.

18👍 10👎