The Chicago Bear

The Chicago Bear is when after receiving a Green Bay Packer from the bear variety of men; the recipient then finds a football field and just shits all over it. The shitting on the field may be figuratively or literally.

"Illinois football fans gather in a stadium to watch their local heroes perform The Chicago Bear. "

The Chicago Bear

The Chicago Bear is when you have received a Green Bay Packer rectally, from the Bear variety of men; you then find a football field and just shit all over it.

"In Illinois, people of large numbers gather in a stadium to watch local heroes perform The Chicago Bear, in person."