Fuckendipity

The opposite of serendipity; an uncanny confluence of unhelpful forces or events.

What exactly did I do to deserve this level of Fuckendipity?

shniff

The scent of a lover, left behind in one's bed after their lover has departed. This might be the lingering scent of shampoo or deodorant, or caused by... other things.

"Oh, I've got it so bad... as soon as they left I jumped straight back into bed and went searching for some good shniff..."