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rectial itch

When you are all sweaty and your (ass) itches in the crack and it is really bothering you.

Dang, After playing basketball I was sweating so much that my ass crack was itching so bad....I had a bad case of rectial itch.

by Vern the Man January 18, 2008

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Zitgainonthetoffle

When you have a big sore on the end of you cock.

Man one morning I woke up and the was a huge Zitgainonthetoffle on the head of my cock.

by Vern the Man January 18, 2008

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dawhokey

Dawhokey is the substance that is on your (dick) or finger after you have (anal),(sex).

I pulled my (cock) out of her (ass) and there was Dawhokey on it!

by Vern the Man January 14, 2008

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Double Back Jimmy Jack

This is one of the most difficult sexual positions and it's approved by Dr. Falchi as "corona safe" you are back to back doing it - you have to be very flexible.

We did the double back jimmy jack last night and my legs are killing me, I need to do more yoga.

by Vern the Man March 19, 2021