Cleetus Reaction

When regular food makes you bleed out the ass

My fucking god i just ate dinner and had an instant Cleetus Reaction

Shabbat Drive-By

The act of slapping everyone at your Shabbat dinner with your erect penis as you leave. This act replaces a traditional goodbye. The Shabbat drive-by works most effectively when each person is slapped in the face while sitting in a row.

Other than the matzo ball soup, Hershel's Shabbat Drive-By was the most memorable thing about last Friday's Shabbat dinner.

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Gurdy Bum

When you eat regular food and it makes you sick because you are temperamental. It can even make you bleed out the bum for no apparent reason. Regular people can eat the same thing and be fine.

I ate dinner last night, nothing out of the ordinary, and it gave me Gurdy Bum, I have no idea why, its so grosse and hurts. Why isn't anyone else sick today??