metrotextual

A straight male who uses smileys(i.e., ;-), etc.) in his text messages and IM.

I texted Danny to inform him that I found his lost I-pod and this metrotextual replied with a winking smiley face.

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Swagger Level

The measure of one's swag or cool. A Swagger Level has the ability to increase to immeasurable numbers following a positive occurrence or drop drastically to negative figures following a negative occurrence. One of the first notable references to a swagger level occurred when Kanye West assessed his very own levels in the popular tune "Swagger Like Us."

"My swagger level is on a hundred thousand trillion after getting head from the hottest girl on the block after she ate a popsicle."
"Damn, Leroy. That chick you gave your card to was a tranny! Your swagger level is on negative 12, buddy."

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