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Crackaroni & Cheese

A delicious pot of macaroni and cheese but you mix in 6 kilos of crack. Perfect for family gatherings and partying!

Jim: hey al, this funerals getting kinda mid, when can I get a bowl of that special Crackaroni & Cheese?
Al: we didn't even give the eulogy yet and wtf are you even talking about?

by VervetMonkey August 20, 2023


Crack Dumpling

A starchy doughy snack wrapped around a filling but instead of anything normal inside like meat or whatever it's just actual crack cocaine.

larry: hey bob, did you remember to bring those special Crack Dumplings for my mother's wedding?
bob: yeah
larry: good :)

by VervetMonkey August 17, 2023