Breakfast Table

A ritualistic gathering of the Delta Chi fraternity every Monday morning, during which pledge brothers sodomize each other while the Dean jerks off into his coffee.

I have to go to bed early so my asshole is rested for breakfast table.

K-Y Jelly makes 40% of its sales on Sunday night due to Breakfast Table the following morning.

I certainly wouldn't want to be the one cleaning up all the jizz that was left on the Breakfast Table this morning.

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Eating Breakfast

The act of sodomizing or being sodomized during Breakfast Table. The Dean creating the special jizz filled cup of coffee could also be considered "Eating Breakfast."

Dchi Member: Yea lots of us were Eating Breakfast this morning during Breakfast Table.

Normal Person: Don't tell me that shit dude that's fucking gross.

Dchi Member: Doesn't everyone eat Breakfast?

I never thought Eating Breakfast could be so painful.

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