Jackin' the Beanstalk

When one inserts both testicles into a woman's vagina whilst vigorously jackin' off on her abdomen, hence the name.

Just like Jack and HIS beanstalk, last night I carefully planted my two seeds and was Jackin' the beanstalk all over Mary.

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Mexican Cat Whistle

A mexican Cat Whistle is when a man blows a large amount of air into a woman's vagina, then inserts his penis promptly before the ensuing monster quif.

Wow, last night I gave Stacy a mexican cat whistle that lasted for thirty seconds. I hope that shit isn't permanent.

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