Caleb

A mysterious long-haird scruffy looking male who has a tendency to wear black cowboy boys and switches between beige chinos and black jeans. They frequently change their hair colour (usually black, blonde and a slight bit of ginger). He likes to stalk girls between years 7-10 then disappear when the girls are in year 11. Don’t be alarmed if you happen to be shopping in Lidl and turn into the next isle and feel a gaze transfixed on you while looking at pasta - this is likely to be the Caleb man in mid stalk. P.S - likely to appear where least expected eg in bowlplex and parks!

E - ‘come on L let’s run to that tree over there’
L - ‘ok’
E - *startled* ‘omg it’s the Caleb man’
L - ‘aaaa, C won’t believe we’ve seen him again’
E - *runs in the opposite direction*