Bingo Tingle

When you see a sexy child and your ankle bracelet buzzes

“Christ it must be a Sunday, I’m having a Bingo Tingle”

Post-parandial Pie

When you have a cheeky pie and accidentally snooze for six hours....

''Where's the boss, he shoulda been at work six hours ago?! "
"He was knackered and had a post-parandial pie, you'll see him tomorrow."