coom

The sticky, white stuff your mom ate for breakfast

I coomed into your moms cereal

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1917

1. A really good movie created in 2019
2. A time when World War 1 was going on
3. 6 years after the M1911 was created
4. America joined WW1

1917 was a weird year

Lyube

A Russian rock band that started back in the late 80s. Mainly focuses on military, folk, mixed in with a little rock. A few of the band members have died since then, pretty crazy huh. The most popular songs are: Kombat (not meaning "combat" more leaning towards "commandant"), Don't fool around America!, Soldat, Давай за (davai za), and Atas.

Putin listens to Lyube

Libtard

Whenever a liberal makes themselves look reasonable by using "facts" and "logic" in an argument against someone on the right side of the political spectrum by making the other person mad and showing how "calm" they are in the argument. If this doesn't work, libtards usually start getting angry themselves and using derogatory words against the opposition as a last ditch attempt to hide how mad they are themselves until they just stop replying. They all believe that republicans are just 48 year old racist, sexist, and homophobic men whenever they are a lot of teenagers and young adults are republicans. Either way, if someone is on a side of the political spectrum that they believe in, then you aren't going to convince them to change so arguing is useless except making both parties look bad.

TL;DR stop shitting on each others political beliefs and shut the fuck up (p.s yes I am throwing shade at the Democrats because this site is basically ran by them and anything supporting right leaning parties or trump no matter how neutral get disliked to hell so yeah)

Example of a libtard
R: LIBTARDS ARE ASS CRACK
L: Actually according to my assessment, there are more LGBT liberals than republicans so stating liberals are "ass" is factual
R: Me stating liberals are ass is supposed to be offensive because the term "ass crack" is meant to represent the taste of the anus which doesn't taste good because of the stool contents and ferocious smell
-Alternate Endings-
1. L: SHUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY *stops replying*
2. L: I see I have made a mistake in my assumption that "ass crack" can be used in a supporting way. I apologize for the confusion or anger I may have caused. Have a good day.
R: I agree and accept your apology as I vow to apologize as well for insulting your political ideologies and beliefs. I am a changed person now and I wish good luck to come to you.

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fuck shit nigger bitch

When your really mad so you swear, but your're in poetry class.

*stubs toe*
"Fuck shit nigger bitch!?!"

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Benis

A small village in North West Iran. 1,609 People live there as of 2016 and the population just grows like any other town or village.

"Have you heard of Benis?"
"You mean Penis?"
"No you fucking imbecile."

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Peaceful Protesting

What liberals call burning down buildings and rioting in the streets over a person dying who happened to be black

"Peaceful Protesting"

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