The Veterans

A group of guys who are known for their amazing capability to drink large quantities of alcohol - to be granted access to the group you must be over 18 and you must prove to the group that you are in fact a god when it comes to drinking - the group contains only 5 members (Veteran.1 - Mitch, Veteran.2 - Brad, Veteran.3 - Tim, Veteran.4 - Mathew, Veteran.5 James)

Upon being accepted into the group you receive a set of dog tags with your name and birthdate on one and on the other your veteran number..

Note: The group is extremely lazy and there are 2 other members that have been accpeted into the group but have yet to receive their tags names being Darren, Tom and honourary member Ben (he is known as the medic as he has diabetes)

Man "I tried to drink a Veteran under the table last night"

Man2 "lol you idiot, how did you go?"

Man "Not well I was fucking blind by the time I got to my 12th beer"

Man2 "and they were still sober!?"

Man "they were sober as birds, fucking Resilient bastards, I will tell you that much!!, The Veterans!! I wish I was one!"

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