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Gingerism

Gingerism is a new religion in which Chuck Norris is the creator of everything (God) and Gingers are are the original peoples. The Original Peoples (Gingers) created normal people (Non-Gingers) because they were afraid of Chuck and were lonely. The reason that we (Gingers) don't have souls is that we felt bad for Non-Gingers so when we're born we lock our souls in a box and distribute sections of it to Non-Gingers so they can have souls.

Gingerism is the best, most believable religion out there.

by Vette I etteV November 22, 2010

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