pee-ggyback ride

When you relieve yourself while giving someone a piggyback ride.

He pee’d mid piggyback ride. He gave me a pee-ggyback ride!

Bonnie

Ring dropper.

Bonnie dropped both my rings, that careless pathetic ring dropper.

diagonist

One who walks diagonally in a slow manner across the street or parking lot (or any pathway) so as to take the longest possible route, delaying traffic in the process.

Boss: "Why are you so late!?"

Me: "There was a diagonist on 3rd St."

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fartabolism

the process by which that what you consume is converted into flatulence

Pete: “I haven’t farted once since dinner and you have been unloading!”

Alex: “I have a very fast fartabolism.”