eat'n hole

The giant orifice on your face you communicate through and eat food from

Shut your eat'n hole.

dorito chute

The giant orifice on your face that you communicate through and shove food down. In contexts, the word is usually used to shut people up, but is not limited to this use.
Synonyms: eat'n hole, pie hole, yapper

My teacher told us to shut our dorito chutes because we were talking too loud.

I need some food down my dorito chute

Klepto

That person that borrows something from you and fails to return said object to you. when you ask them about the object, they say that they lost it or left it at home even though you know that they have said object on them

I lended my pencil to my friend, RJ, but she never gave it back and when I asked about it, she said that she had lost it even though she was using it. That fruitloop dingus is such a klepto!!!