Quarp

A person who's oblivious and just all in all annoying.

His mother asked if he had lost his tooth and he said, "No, it's in my pocket!" She responded with, "Shut the fuck up you stupid mother fucking Quarp, that's not what I asked" Then she took off running around and screeching like a Banshee.

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Straight tik tok

The death of all things fun. Where stupid POV's, weird dances and dudes rubbing their chins and staring into the camera for 40 minutes straight. Hahahhahaha get it because it's straight tik tok?! Yeah okay..

Lucy said, "Oh, did you hear about Marie? She started a trend where you rub soap on tortilla chips and then eat it" Sopie responded with "tHat'S sTrAiGhT tIk ToK fOr YoU!"

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Machec

May-chic. Amazing, Amesome, Sarcastic, One of a kind, Sassy Bitches. A word to describe the Lqbtq+ community as they check all the boxes.

My teacher criticized a boy in my class for cutting the cards out badly and he said: "Bitch I'm not even straight and you expect me to cut like one" he's very Machec

Shrimp

A tasty food and a tasty insult!

"You fucking shrimp go to hell"

For the best response, add an o!
"You fuckingo shrimpo go to hello!"

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