Shit and Run

When you go into a store that offers their restrooms to paying customers only but you sneak in a deuce and a piss and evacuate the premises immediately before the cashier/manager notices your shit and run.

I stumbled into a convenience store that had a “Customers Only” sign on the bathroom door but I didn’t have a penny to pay but had to make a large deposit so I committed a “shit and run”

Brolatio

When one bro blows another bro

When i was working at the tanning salon, i saw two buff orange dudes giving brolatio to each other

2👍 1👎