Bieber

Common name given to a grown man who texts, emails and talks in a manner much more suited to 12 year old girls. Often attempts to cover this persona by claiming fictional relations with maternal entities of known associates.

"What's the moron's name that always ends his emails with those dumb smiley faces?"

"Oh, you mean Bieber?"
"Yeah that's him, he just sent another reference about my mom, then signed it with a smiley face. That sure was funny when I was not quite yet a teenager."

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