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When u eat a lot of greasy Pizza Hut, then the next day take a shit, but the shit is so greasy you accidentaly stick your finger in your butt.
Hey honey, smell my finger I just had The Pizza Hut slip
Johnny returned from the bathroom with a violated look on his face
Friend: Hey buddy, What happened?
Victim: I had The Pizza Hut slip
In the minutes after moulting, a German Cockroach appears white, usually with its wings spread out at an odd angle, resembling a small white moth.
I found a cockmoth on my kitchen counter
A young dude who is dating an old woman for the money but has to have sex with her too.
Yo did you see that old broad Terrace was with?
Yea man heâs such a bonertoy
While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection
Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....
To remove the âHalalâ classification from a food by wrapping it in bacon
Dude 1: Fuck dude, you bought Halal chicken.
Dude 2: Itâs all good man. I got bacon too, just wrap that shit in bacon and that will dehalalify it.
The act of resting a little nugget of hash on top of a bed of weed in your pipe or bong
Yo man, hit this bowl, I put a baby Jesus in a manger, you'll get high AF