eat shit

v.
to fall (wipe out) painfully on a skateboard or just in general to the amusement of onlookers.

not to be confused with simply slipping and falling.

only when falling is accompanied by severe pain or when it appears to.

past tense: ate shit

i tried to ollie the 9stair but instead god decided i should eat shit, sliding face first, flipping and hitting my head along the way.

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redneck

originated i believe in Tennessee as dutch/Irish immigrants. the name redneck came about because of red handkerchiefs they wore around their necks. they are also where the term "hillbilly" came from.

"did you see that lawnmower race?"
"yeah, that was some redneck bullshit"

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high

expensive, costly, too much money

i aint buying that, its too high.
damn, newports are high here.

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gauge

1. A shotgun, usually refering to a 12 gauge pistol grip, pump-action. esp. mossberg.

2. Firing a shotgun into something.

EXAMPLES
1. Hit him with the gauge.

2. We saw Terrence on his porch and strait gauged a fool.

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worry

action of a dog seizing an item with its teeth and violently shaking its head from side to side in an effort to kill whatever the item is.

i know why that boot is all tore up, i saw the dog worry it.

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cob

Flem consisting of mucus and snot expelled from the mouth through first snorting back from the nose, clearing throat to conger said mucus, then spitting it out. Also known as a loogy.

Joel spit out a cob and i stepped into it.

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drawed up

to have arms folded, especially when cold. pronounced drawed up. drawn up

mus be cold in her, erbody drawed up.

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