gazzillion

a number bigger than the biggest number imaginable

I have a gazzillion things I need to do.

I am so glad that I am a gazzillinaire so I don't have to work.

20👍 8👎

small penis

Tiny little thing that your brother has or your b/f

You: Geez, you wanna put that thing in me?
Your b/f: Why not?
You: Fuck, that couldn't make a rat orgasm

57👍 119👎

spandex

something not good to wear while having sex

spandex stick too much and become difficult to take off

51👍 119👎