poomerang

noun
(pronounced like boomerang) a bowel movement that inevitably returns with a vengeance after prolonged postponement

verb (intrans)
to experience the return of an urge to defecate, often with increased intensity, after prolonged postponement

We'd better find a bathroom soon, it crawled back up but I know it's about to seriously poomerang on me!

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rancho-relaxo

noun
a hypothetical place where one goes or ought to go to relax when experiencing extreme anxiety or stress

Take it easy, rancho-relaxo bro it's not the end of the world!

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