Snow Bombed

When a nicely dressed person is walking down the street during or after a snowstorm and a person with a snow blower walks by them and blasts them with a powerful surge of snow.

"I was all dressed up and headed for my meeting downtown when some dude came out of no where and totally Snow Bombed me!"

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Procanvic

Noun. A professional cancer victim. Someone who constantly reminds people that they had cancer, no matter how irrelevant it is to the topic/chore at hand or how long ago the cancer struck.

John: Hey, are you caught up on that billing for the last quarter?
Procanvic: I haven't gotten to it yet. You know I had cancer, don't you?

or

Jane: I love to go to the beach with my friends.
Procanvic: Back when I was undergoing chemo I couldn't stay out in the sun very long.

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