The Hydraulic Press

When a woman puts duct tap over her ass hole and proceeds to slowly sit on her hubbys dick. The mans penis, unable to penetrate, begins to get slowly crushed by the duct tape shielded ass hole.

Mary- Lafanda went overboard when she gave John The Hydraulic Press at last nights orgy.

Lucy- Oh my! What on gods green earth is The Hydraulic Press?

John- MY DICK IS SMASHED! That's all you need to know.

Mary- Oh, I had no idea John was here.

Lucy- *whispers* If that is the outcome then I'm giving my son The Hydraulic Press tonight. He can't be having kids at this age.

Mary- Just make sure incest is legal where you do it.

Lucy- Oh Mary you are a gas.

*Laugh Track*

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Nasty Nagasaki

When you convince your girlfriend to be a bottom during a 69 and drop a brown brick on her chest. This has to be a surprise and can only happen if you yell "NASTY NAGASAKI" just before the nuke is dropped. The man has to aim for the chest, so it's best to shimmy forward, locking her arms on either side of her.

John- I got a surprise for you baby.

Brenda- *gagging on cock*

John- NASTY NAGASAKI!!! NASTY NAGASAKI!!!! NASTY NAGASAKI!!!!
*John shimmy's his body forward, cornhole directly in alignment with Brendas chest, and Nasty Nagasaki's all over Brenda*
Brenda- Oh my god it got in my mouth.

John- Hell yeah!

"To say Brenda is pissed off about the Nasty Nagasaki would be an understatement."