Waxing the candle

A sexul act in which a man puts the wick of a candle in his dick hole, then proceeds to light it and put hot wax on his hands while jacking off.

I was just waxing the candle.

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Eric

A small child who is exceptionally adept at climbing trees, but as a result of his arms that have adapted to be like twigs to better blend in, they are also only as strong as twigs. Usually this means he may fall out of said tree and have brain damage, usually resulting in memory loss and forgetting most commonly names.

Trevor: Hey where's Eric?
John: He's in the trees.

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