Exbeerment

The stupid shit you do while drinking beer.

Billy did an exbeerment at the bar to see if his new colgne would help him score two women at the same time.

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Gay Kay Kay

A branch of the KKK formed entirely of gay members who instead of hating express their love of rainbows and unicorns.

Steven was really looking forward to the next meeting of the Gay Kay Kay because he'd just finished a new rainbow unicorn banner and he couldn't wait to show the guys.

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Genetified

The wierd and unnatural shit that scientists do with living organisms in order to create new kinds of living organisms that could make them and the corporations that they work for more money.

'Dude... this tomato tastes like lightning bug guts!'

'Yeah... they genetified it with lightning bug DNA so that it would glow in the dark so they could have migrant workers pick them at night!'

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