llamagoose

Llamagoose is the ultimate level of hyper-activity where you are just SO full of energy that you are naturally entertaining and hilarious. It's the last level on the hyperness continuum.

Person A: Dude I'm so freaking wired right now
*says something really random but hilarious*
Person B: LMFAO YOU CRAZY LLAMAGOOSE

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btdoublebackflips

a much more humorous and creative way to say bee tee dubs or btw that seems to universally resonate with women.

Person 1: Dude that song is sick, btdoublebackflips i totally got an A on my psych paper
Person 2: niiiiceeeee

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ah real monsters

an exclamation representing the act of spazzing or going insane. it can also be used to describe a person who is very anal about a particular thing.

1) are your parents still ah real monsters about dating
2) omg my parents bought me a new car i was spazzing out liek AH REAL MONSTERS

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be arby's

a humorous alternative to the popular abbreviation, "brb", meaning be right back. it's humor resides in the fact that it makes a reference to a popular restaurant while conveying a message

Person A: so what's up dawg
Person B: nm, i gotta go to the bathroom, be arby's

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