florida

Not cool. Not even somewhat, no matter how hard you try to convince yourself and other people. A place where people go to die amongst other dead old people. Stay away at all costs. If the heat and humidity doesn't get you, the annoying people will.

Eric is always telling me how great Florida is despite it being a total shithole. Who's he trying to fool?

Eric told Sally that she should move to Florida because it has the nicest weather. He must really like melting skin and pop-sweats in winter.

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