Grave Robber

To date the significant other of a dead person.

#1.The grave robber is typically one who has had a long, secret love for the deceased's lover, or has been a former lover.

#2.The grave robber cold also be like a funeral crasher, who tries to use the grief of the widow/widower as an opportunity to get a piece of ass.

Example of #1: "It totally broke my heart when Joe married Angela, but now that's she's dead I can finally review my true feelings! But that would make me a grave robber! Woe is me!"

Example #2: "Dude, I'm totally going to make my move on Joanne and tap that ass!"

"Don't be a grave robber, dude. We're at her husband's funeral."

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Crack Whore Loogie

An act of oral/nasal sex. The man jizzes on a flat mirror and girl uses a razor-blade to make lines out of it. She then snorts it up her nose, hocks it back, and spits it out.

variation- Crack Whore Snowball - same actions as before, but the girl spits it back into the dudes mouth

Lisa's low on tissues. Must be busy giving crack whore loogies.

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