swedish

Sweden is full of Swedish, blond, bombshells with huge breasts, but the men are considered gay and/or stupid by other Scandinavian countries. The reason for this is their natural blonde hair, massively upper body strength, and their way of speaking. This normally has nothing to do with the actual men, hell, he could bring back a deer to his wife and seven kids and still be considered gay by fellow norse men.

Once about a time 2 Swedes and 2 Norwegians were gonna compete who got most fish.

The Norwegians pulled up fish after fish, but the Swedes got nothing.

Then, one of the Swedes decided to spy on the Norwegians.
Later on, he came back to his buddy, and gave the following message...

– Dom har borat høl i isen! (They've made a hole through the ice!)

we found a problem:
Example doesn't use the word swedish. Use the word in a sentence.
Fine...
Swedish men are stupid.

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mormor

Not only the Swedish word for grandma, but also the Norwegian. Probably also Danish, but I wouldn't know.

Daniel's mormor påstår hun lager brødet sitt selv.
Daniel's grandma claims she makes her own bread.

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